Talking to Walls

an amazing and really not too hard to do activity
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say

or, the easiest of the 2

B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.

(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)

A) Talking to her is like talking to a wall

B) If you get bored, try talking to walls

by moose face...cakes May 19, 2006

talking to callum

masturbating, its a codeword only the elitely sexy use, generally used around the midlands.

"Rosie was talking to callum for an hour last night"

"zav what are you doing?"
"erm talking to callum mum"

"callum what are those noises?"
"Im talking to callum mum!"

by zavier bailey August 23, 2007

Talking to Jack

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels

Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight

by Agonizing Vaginal Dryness October 9, 2011

Talking to George

A code originating out of the Lancaster, Ohio area since the summer of 2014 for smoking leaf. Often used as a slick innuendo for when to light up when persons of authority are around.

Mike: "Hey, later tonight we'll be talking to George. You got any questions for him?"
Brian: "Nah man, I just talked to him this morning."

by Telemacchus September 11, 2015

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

i don't like the way you are talking to me.

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.

Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

by Doctor Captain January 14, 2016

Talking To Steve

A euphemism for doing the act of smoking marijuana.

I was sitting at home watching a movie while talking to Steve. Talking to Steve can sure make you really hungry.

by acardill@c February 28, 2007