Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

tainterizor

Someone acting like a taint

Oh my God you just kicked my cat… you’re such a tainterizor!!

by AngelDevil764 March 18, 2025

Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.

Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(

by Junko Ilkun April 1, 2022

Inner-tainter

A sexual stimulation, involving inserting a finger or fingers into a woman's anus and vagina, and then rubbing the inner walls between the fingers.

Being funny is a trait that women value, but being an inner-tainter will make them gush over you.

by yodatat2 January 18, 2025