A Tab is a tentacled girlgamer who survives off of lolcats, Neil Gaiman
books, Epica,
anime, and pianos. She pretends to be bad-ass by playing
FPS games until
4 in the
morning but in covert fashion, only accompanied by her beast of a laptop, she fawns over figure skating then gawks about the beauty and sensuality she just witnessed on her blog; thus resulting in a fail. Tabs are also known to fail by making irrational attempts to get into Epica concerts despite being under the age of majority. Most importantly, this creature, hailing from a tiny subarctic village, generally gets pwned by sea prawns at all walks of life.