man, i just got back from a killer party after seeing the best movie and with all the right people...TWAG'D
by retrograded October 2, 2008
Get the TWAG'D mug.by Claire March 17, 2004
Get the Twagging mug.Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles
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Get the Twallop mug.An insignificant yet noxious little stain that refuses to go away or recognise when it has been bettered. Usually to be found latched onto something with more substance than itself (easily found), the Twatl will try to impress with bravado and bolshiness, using inane babbling to attempt to cover it's very limited sphere of knowledge.
Unfortunately this will, ultimately, result in the Twatl looking more like a penis than ever before.
Its bipolar nature complicates the situation with a leading professor in the field describing the Twatl as "a mong leprechaun, dancing around a paper toadstool, offering wanker handshakes one second and flinging shit the rest."
The Twatl has an irrational fear of what it describes as "internet hard men" (although a more accurate description would be "fellow internet users who actually know their arse from their elbow") which leads the Twatl into round after round of ever more delusional and contradictory self repetition.
The Twatl has been proven time and again to be an arsebiscuit of the highest order, yet finds itself hugely amusing. Some suggestions from the scientific community put this down to it's latchees "putting it up" to make a fool of itself for their own sadistic amusement. This, of course, is something that goes way over the Twatl's head and only serves to encourage it to unprecedented heights of self destructive behaviour.
Further investigation into the Twatl's nature has proven difficult as researchers will often pass out after observing the subject for a short while. It is entirely possible that, with more exposure to the Twatl, we could find the first ever example of death by boredom.
Unfortunately this will, ultimately, result in the Twatl looking more like a penis than ever before.
Its bipolar nature complicates the situation with a leading professor in the field describing the Twatl as "a mong leprechaun, dancing around a paper toadstool, offering wanker handshakes one second and flinging shit the rest."
The Twatl has an irrational fear of what it describes as "internet hard men" (although a more accurate description would be "fellow internet users who actually know their arse from their elbow") which leads the Twatl into round after round of ever more delusional and contradictory self repetition.
The Twatl has been proven time and again to be an arsebiscuit of the highest order, yet finds itself hugely amusing. Some suggestions from the scientific community put this down to it's latchees "putting it up" to make a fool of itself for their own sadistic amusement. This, of course, is something that goes way over the Twatl's head and only serves to encourage it to unprecedented heights of self destructive behaviour.
Further investigation into the Twatl's nature has proven difficult as researchers will often pass out after observing the subject for a short while. It is entirely possible that, with more exposure to the Twatl, we could find the first ever example of death by boredom.
by Badger Loving Fluffster December 12, 2007
Get the Twatl mug.the term given to a stray piece of toilet paper found in a woman's vagina. The toilet paper is often twisted into tiny pieces, therefore making it difficult to recover all debris after a hearty, effective wipe.
Oh man... I went to the gyno, and the nurse totally pulled out a twaggler! Who knows how long it had been there!
by mandola February 17, 2009
Get the twaggler mug.1. A group/gang of Tweekers as is commonly found with meth addicts
2. a large group of persons who may not necessarily be tweekers but exhibit Tweeker Behavior
2. a large group of persons who may not necessarily be tweekers but exhibit Tweeker Behavior
1. "There was a twaggle living next door until the cops raided their meth lab!"
2. Do those assholes ever sleep? THey're a f'n' twaggle I swear.
2. Do those assholes ever sleep? THey're a f'n' twaggle I swear.
by blagwell October 20, 2009
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