by felixombc June 25, 2014
The pseudonym TPS stands for "Tanning Per Second". It's a term used by tanning champions to clarify their listeners if today would be a brilliant day to sunbath. It scales from approximately 1-10, but what has to be taken into account is the location in the world. A TPS10 in Norway wouldn't be a TPS10 in the Sahara - obviously.
Dude 1: "Wow, have you seen the weather today?"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"
by Superhero big bad wolf June 18, 2013
by o0blackpenis0o January 15, 2004
by briaaadtn March 22, 2020
TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.
by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003