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English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.
Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.
by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006
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mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.
The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.
by willie nille July 26, 2006
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Lebanese Tophat

The sexual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat.
James: How was that chick last night man?
Jerry: Fine but a little awkward, she wanted a Lebanese tophat!
James: Well did you give it to her?
Jerry: !!!!!!!!!
by awkwardturtles June 23, 2011
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Dr.Tophat

A man who loves his friends and family, Dr.Tophat is a kind and caring guy but don’t underestimate him. He is always willing to fight for the ones he cares for and will make his enimies miserable in any way he can. He is always thinking about something and often finds ways to entertain himself as well as others. He also loves to be involved in political and war topics. Overall he’s a really nice individual with many passions.
by thetophatman May 29, 2021
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Dr.Tophat

He’s a great guy who loves his friends and family. He doesn’t like to me fucked with and will stand up for the ones he cares for. Overall don’t fuck with Dr.Tophat
Hey, that’s Dr.Tophat
by JummY hOHn May 26, 2021
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Dr.Tophat

Dr.Tophat is a great guy who loves his friends and family. He will fight for the ones he cares for. You don’t want to fuck with Dr.Tophat. He really is one of a kind, and is always trying to help people. He enjoys thinking quite a lot and often finds ways to entertain himself and others.
by thetophatman May 29, 2021
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Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
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