Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic
by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020

Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.
by Bucketdundrunkit July 21, 2023

by LcLc01 March 29, 2019

by violetcrowbar June 2, 2022

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter
by minergirl69 September 28, 2023
