Tooly McTooligan

A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.

Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!

Emily: To piss you off.

Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Tooly

A person that identifies as a hand tool or thinks they are actually a power tool.

Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.

by Bucketdundrunkit July 21, 2023

A Tooly

Discussing for weeks the location, venues and times but never shows up.

Sanjay - is Atul coming out tonight?

Louis - Nah he pulled A Tooly.

by LcLc01 March 29, 2019

Tooly

Niche east end Toronto slang for a vape.

“Let me get your tooly”

“Gonna go outside for a tool break”

by violetcrowbar June 2, 2022

Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023