disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

by Telephony June 13, 2013

toliet Nazi

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.

Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!

by Telephony December 31, 2013

toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

by Telephony January 4, 2011

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

tooled up

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

by Loge May 6, 2003

tolietroom

Many people call a or a bath a bathroom even though it only contains a toliet and a lavatory -- but there's no shower or bathtub, hence you cannot bathe in it so why do they call it a BATHroom?!?

Lindsey, hold on a moment before we go; I need to use the tolietroom first!!

by Telephony August 10, 2014