Looney Tooned

The act in which a pet (most commonly a cat or dog) runs into a wall and their body contorts like a cartoon or Looney toon.

"Jesus, my dog Looney Tooned into the wall like the god damn Roadrunner."

by WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife626 July 7, 2019

tooled

Very drunk and/or intoxicated.

We were out getting trashed and we all
got wasted but Johnny was especially tooled.

by Billy777 May 3, 2008

Tombed

Drunk out of your mind.

Jake was fucking tombed last night after killing the thirty.

by Kevin01 October 7, 2008

Tooted

Tooted is describing a truck is lifted in the front and squatted in the back, more commonly known as a Squatted Truck. They are the kings of the road and are usually found in that Carolinas

“James where is your rear lift?” “I don’t like that bitch, I like my shit Tooted”

by RearLiftDaGang March 19, 2020

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 18, 2006

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

by JBF April 10, 2005