camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004

Toe Jam And Earl

A funky game i used to play on the Sega as a kid.
New and more modern versions have been released since the Playstation arrived.
The inventors of the game intend to spread funk to every corner of the known universe.
And that they have.

Toe Jam And Earl is sexy.

by MotherBitchBillie January 27, 2008

Toeja

The one who feels the constant need to stare at a persons toes.

Someone who fantasizes about an angels toes.

A Tojea does not eat toes, but licks them instead.

Why are you acting like a TOEJA.

by TOEJ March 25, 2020

toejacker

A male who can masturbate using only his toes.

You dirty toejacker, get your feet off the coffee-table!

by joymaggot October 14, 2008

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.

"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008

Toe Jam

An insulting reference to someone affiliated with the University of Southern California (also known as the "University of Second Choice" or the "University of Spoiled Children." The mascot of the University is one Thomas the Trojan, also known as Tommy Trojan. Thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic institution, the University of California at Los Angeles.

Did you SEE those Toe Jams crying all over their Cardinal and Gold jammies after Stanford spanked them?

by fugitive September 30, 2004

Toe jam wedgy

A recently developed wrestling/submission hold, in which the opponent is placed in a prone position, the legs are folded at the knee, ankles are crossed and the underpants are pulled as to hook the toes under the waistband.

Holy hell, he totally toe jam wedgied that kid. That was an epic toe jam wedgy.

by Scott the zippy December 28, 2011