tobias 

A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.

Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!

tobias by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou November 11, 2013

Tobias 

The gayest name the world has ever seen.

''Why do people call him gay?''

''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''

Tobias by OlliJuicer November 4, 2020

tobias 

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.

tobias by MikeJones63748 March 4, 2009

Tobias 

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

Tobias by tacostacos November 23, 2005

Tobias 

A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.

oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye

Tobias by cléélk October 20, 2019

Tobias 

someone with the name "Tobias" is an extremely gay humanbeing.

"Look he is checking out guys, he must be a Tobias.

Tobias by trollingtrue November 7, 2020

Tobias 

The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,

Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.

Tobias by gaynator250 February 16, 2015