Tobarism

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism

Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)

by El Equis June 10, 2009

Camel Tobasco

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.

If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!

by wild-card March 25, 2010

tobacconist

A dealer and specialist in tobacco and smoking supplies. Not the dude that works at Exxon.

"Hey man, I need to pick up the finest cigars I can find. Any suggestions?"
"Of course, go to the tobacconists at the Tobacco Alley on 21st."

by Homanie May 4, 2006

wacky tobacky

pot marjuanna or sticky icky icky

wacky tobacky is better than cigs

by hey what r u eating April 30, 2005

Tobacco Shack

A shack where tobacco is sold. Countries like Dominican Republic have these! Small houses. with straw as the roof. There is all kinds of tobacco there! Even strawberry flavored!

"Have you been to a TOBACCO SHACK?"
" Yeah. I got a vanilla flavor cigar from one."

by Tobacco Lover! April 13, 2010

bathtub tobacco

Tobacco that has been produced in someones bathtub. Literally unregulated hookah tobacco produced under very bad hygienical conditions

frozen irn bru is just bathtub tobacco

by Catalyst14141 December 6, 2020

Sterling Rolling Tobacco

A brand of rolling tobacco sold in the uk that tastes like the smell of paint. Only smoked because of it's cheap price tag.

Person 1: I had a sterling rollie today it tasted disgusting but it was all I had.

Person 2: Ah that's sterling rolling tobacco for you, shit tastes like the smell of paint.

Person 1: Yeah that's what that taste was even dry stale water damaged Mayfairs taste nicer.

by Ch1ngch0ngp1ngp0ng September 11, 2019