tits

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

tits by sorrysauce July 29, 2007

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If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

tits by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006