tilf

"Teen I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A variation of milf

Tilf at 9 o Clock

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by broken44 July 4, 2007

Tillsonburg

A terrible town in Southwestern Ontario known for tobacco, a solitary hooker, three hobos and a Wal-Mart. Not somewhere to visit, or drive through.

P1: What did you do today?
P2: I got my girlfriend pregnant and smoked some crack. Then I took the bitch to Coffee Culture to make her shut up.
P1: Yeah that's what I did too, because we're from Tillsonburg.

by mikey1988 May 23, 2008

TILF

T.I.L.F
Teacher I'd Like to F***. Very similar to MILF, but of course a teacher.

"Dude, Ms. Kisch is banging today. She is definitely a TILF

by heavinlypi August 21, 2009

the TILF

The best TILF (Teacher I'd like to fuck) in the school.

Mrs. Tanner is such the TILF.

by The EJ April 12, 2008

TELFS

can mean good or bad.

comes from Telfs, A relitavely unkown guy from yorkshire, Uk.

"thats a telfs of a CD", "It's TelfsTASTIC"

by Culprit December 22, 2004

TILF

TILF stands for Teacher I'd Like to Fuck. It's the same idea as MILF, but you know, some of us get lucky and we get an outrageously attractive teacher for a whole school year.

Student 1: "I heard we're getting a hot math teacher."

*Hot teacher walks into the classroom in slow motion while her hair flies in a sexy motion from the blowing of the fan while "American Pearl-Automatic" plays in the background.*

Student 1&2: *pound fists together with a sly grin*

Student 2: "I can't believe we finally got a TILF!"

by idefinelife December 13, 2012

Tilf

Teacher I'd like to fuck

Mr Duncan is such a tilf have you seen him!

by Tilfmoney February 23, 2017