trailing expert

- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.

- retroactive forecaster

The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.

Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.

by koolmeme January 27, 2010

Taili

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is always with you and have the most beautiful smile ever. She always loves to read and loves to be joyful and fun. She has a since of humor that is witty and smart and she just makes anyone day that she meets. Everyone needs to be with her, she just makes you feel good and try harder at life! She loves to run and she cares so much about your wellbeing. She’s also that type of girl that you can stare into her eyes and laugh with over silly stuff. She loves boba and gets extremely excited over a new book or art supplies.

I’m so sad today I need taili

I’m so happy I saw taili today, everyone needs taili time

by Bobalover101 January 16, 2018

Raccoon Tailing

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.

Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.

by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019

Rooster Tailin

When one puts their face in another person's buttocks and moves their face back and forth while making a motor boat sound with their mouth by blowing air and making their lips flap. similar to motorboating but for the rear end.

"Last night i took it to the next level with liz, i rooster tailed her and she went wild"
"take that shot and lets go out rooster tailin!"

by Dr. Frankenschmingle May 20, 2009

Trailing

A term used to describe seeing a moving object not as an individual entity in motion but in serial, momentarily stationary positions. If the observer moves his finger across his field of vision, he not only sees his finger moving as a single object, but also sees the various individual movements needed to make up the complete movement. It is like a slow-motion multiple exposure effect.

Damn dude, That acid had had me trailing like crazy last night!

by Jay 081591 January 15, 2009

Tailie

Abbreviation for Tailormade cigarettes (factory made rather than roll your own). Also used as a nickname for smokers who cannot role their own cigarettes.

1: Nathe can't roll so he smokes tailies.
2: Lol from now on lets call him tailie.

by Yourbestfriendsunclesdog October 28, 2009

trailing

To fall behind; someone who is mentally slow trails a lot... someone who says something dumb or irrelevant is trailing. Trailing can also be used anywhere where you would use the words crazy, tripping, or trippin'. Trail can be used anywhere where you would use the word trife.

Trailing can also be written or said as trailin'.

Adam: I like cows.
Tim: Dude, you must be TRAILIN' (trailing)!

Lisa: That new pair of shoes is totally trail!

by Klienmahn December 4, 2007