Chode

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
by Zaq November 30, 2004
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:

a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).

b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).

c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.
a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"

b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."

c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"
by loki7 September 3, 2008
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

When the six year old earrapes the mic...
Me: Shut up you chode
by Meaningsdefinitions August 18, 2018
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chode

1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"
by Crissy April 23, 2004
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chode

a penis that has a greater girth than length

like this 8IID
rather than this 8===D
DAMN!!! Lester's chode looks like a stack of 4 mini pancakes!
by T-Mart16 April 24, 2008
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chode

(n.)1. Male body part located between the scrotum and the anus.

(n.)2. Extremely lame guy.
1. Lick my chode.

2. That guy is such a chode.
by Jasmine Mestisa August 24, 2005
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chode-by

The act of driving by a person or persons and yelling out "Chode!".
Driver:See that guy lets chode-by him...hurry roll the window down.
Passenger:Alright..CCCHHOOOOODDDDEEE!
Random guy:**** You!!
by Ryder77 April 9, 2007
mugGet the chode-bymug.

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