the golden triangle 

its a sexual position including 3 participants male or female in witch each participant lays on its side and performs oral sex on eachother all at the same time

hey man i finally done the golden triangle!

the golden triangle by abiggerblackerdick February 10, 2018

The Bermuda Triangle 

When your penis gets lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The process is to get head from your girlfriend then stick it in her pussy, then her ass and complete the round trip back to her mouth. The theory is once your in the triangle you could end up cumming anywhere.

John: My dick was lost in the Bermuda Triangle last night. She made it disappear at all times.
Paul: She's well filthy, I wish my girlfriend would visit the Bermuda Triangle.

The Bermuda Triangle by Pherodine November 26, 2014

The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.

The Cuzzmuda Triangle by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020

The BarCode Triangle 

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

The BarCode Triangle by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

The Bangle Triangle Strangle 

One of the most vicious choking sex acts known to man. This is the act of stuffing your shlong down her neck whistle holding her in a triangle choke. More adventurous adventurers opt for facefucking in this position so they can feel their balls bangle off her chin, extra 10 points if you can knock her out with a steel ball to the chin

Dave: Hey Jerry did you hear what I did to Vicky?
Jerry: No?
Dave: I KOed her with the bangle triangle strangle last night!
Jerry: No way Dave you got that extra 10 points

The Bangle Triangle Strangle by DingleDangle2457 January 19, 2022

ah yes the scalene triangle 

a joke referring to the scalene triangle. originated by tumblr user coolscar, in a number of homestuck related posts. is well-known due to the confusion it causes.

hipster: what the hell does "ah yes the scalene triangle" mean? its all over tumblr
homestucker: its a homestuck reference, dont bother.

ah yes the scalene triangle by weensaw September 16, 2012

The Holy Triangle

An ethereal spiritual thing representing God

The Holy Triangle is God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost.

A green-coloured triangle of light around the outside of the Moon is thought to be the visual link.

The Holy Triangle by Fishpie and chips February 19, 2009