slab

Mobile communication device shaped like a flat rectangle of technology, usually called a 'cell phone', despite its phone function now being augmented with one or more of the following: SMS 'texting' device, emailer, web browser, camera, camcorder, calendar, notepad, alarm clock, GPS navigator and/or a panoply of other 'apps' thus making it seem quaint to call it a mere 'phone'.
Wouldn't you know, I left the damn slab at home again--and my interview is in an hour...or was it two hours? and now I can't even remember the address I was supposed to show up at, either.
by psychaotic May 11, 2011
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slab

A slab is a FUCKING HUGE American car from the late '60s-late '80s like a 66 Impala, 70 Cutlass, 77 Eldo, 82 Fleetwood, 88 Grand Marquis etc. Just a giant "slab" of metal on which you can floss your Vogues or Triple Gold Daytons. Probably the finest examples are late '70s Lacs.
If you believe in slabs, lets get it on (Big T, "Candy on Chrome")
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Slab

A female, usually young, who expresses the characteristics of a slut.

To put it simply;
A slab=a skank
What the hell, Kelly is such a nutgobbling slab , did you hear what she did at that party?
by SillyFannyBananaPants February 22, 2011
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Slab

definition: Slow low and Bangen, used to refer to a tricked out car.
Let's jump in my slab and roll down to Joe's place.
by J-ss January 15, 2007
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slab

A 24-pack of beer, in cans or bottles or varying sizes (throw-downs, stubbies, cannies, longies), also see carton.
"Wanna go halves in a slab o' New?"
"Fucken oath it's beer o'clock"
by HEMI April 28, 2003
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Slab

In da states dis represents candy painted cars,on 84 rims, a chromed lady on da hood and the trunk open must likely a open top car
Cuz you aint riding slabs if they aint swangas in yo ride
by Willy DaDon May 1, 2008
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slabbed

To replace an individual within a particular position or standing who was not performing well, usually in sports.
He was the starting quarterback, then he got slabbed.

I used to go to Church's, but I slabbed them for KFC.
by J.Hayes September 28, 2005
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