The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward

guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

the tailbone rodeo

The Tailbone Rodeo - a sexual position. Performed when the male is entering the female then inserting thumb into anus. This gives the appearance of the wild rodeo ride.

To finish a great sex session I went for the tailbone rodeo.

by Mr. Lift August 25, 2009

The Alabama Rodeo

The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).

My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.

by definitiondaryus May 7, 2019

the perfect rodeo

This is a combination of The Perfect Stranger and The Rodeo. Start banging the girl doggy style, then swap out with your buddy, run outside, and when he sees you he calls out her sister’s name to hold on, then you wave at her from outside the window.

Dude, do you want to pull a The Perfect Rodeo on this chick?

by Superjay76 October 26, 2017

The Electric Swedish Rodeo

When you are fooling around with a woman she tries to stick a vibrator up your anus and keep it in while you try to get away.

I did the Swedish Rodeo to a chick last night, then she made me right the Electric Swedish Rodeo.

by RdKil June 17, 2011

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

Rode the last train home

Someone in a group dies on a journey

Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.

by SouthernScout November 5, 2020