while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.
Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?
Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.
Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.
by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011
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Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.
by LJCCHI April 12, 2020
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"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."
by Ma-Manda October 29, 2011
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by Ryan July 15, 2004
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Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.
by ManchVegasMan September 8, 2011
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