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The Mummy

while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.
Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?

Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.
by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011
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The Mumphies

When you are in a euphoric state of mind and your only urge is to listen to Mumford & Sons. Its like the munchies but with Mumford & Sons.
I got the mumphies real bad.
by Ramond M. Cleveland August 14, 2011
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The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.
Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.
by LJCCHI April 12, 2020
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When a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. When the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.
"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."
by Ma-Manda October 29, 2011
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When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.
I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!
by Ryan July 15, 2004
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To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.
Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.
by ManchVegasMan September 8, 2011
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When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.
by gaijin August 27, 2003
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