The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

The likes of which we have never seen

The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.

Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"

Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."

by Kre8ivity September 14, 2017

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

Ty for the likes

Something, losers say, when their comments get more than 100 likes.

Person 1: Comments a joke that gets 100 likes
Person 1: “Omg! Ty for the likes!

by arandomsmartcritic001 November 3, 2022

thanks for the likes

A sentence that people under the age of 5 use when they get a shit ton of likes on YouTube, TikTok, or any other social media platform that (mostly) degenerates go to.

Man throws rock on woman
Some random 12 year old kid on capcut: this is what i call a sigma move

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Read More *click*

edit: MOM!!! IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit 2: HOLY- THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
edit 3: older brother here. took care of him. thank me later.

by Nitren December 15, 2022

I did it for the likes

A universal excuse for doing something on Facebook that is likely to garner a lot of likes from your friends.
I.e. posting funny status', horrendous comments, facebook raping your friends etc.

Even the most disgusting forms of Facebook activity are exonerated by saying I did it for the likes, abbrev. IDIFTL

Max: Hey dude why did you post that horrible comment on Sophies wall?
Conor: I did it for the likes

James: Have u seen my new status? It's totally grim.
Matt: Yeah man wtf?
James: Hey I did it for the likes
Matt: Oh fair enough...

by SeeDog February 28, 2011