The Fruit

A link to something

“Woah. That’s awesome. Is it from Amazon?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Send me the fruit!”

by Petebwhat December 29, 2023

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

The Fruit-ining

That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.

Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.

by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by Dan September 20, 2003

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

sniff the dude fruit

To change sexual orientation. A male who once was straight, but is now gay. To be interested in men.

"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.

by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012