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shoot the breeze

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Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.
Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
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Squeeze the Breeze

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Rolling up the wind of a moving car to reduce the wind in the back seat.
by Drew Harmon January 23, 2009
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shoot the breeze

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You gotta let loose, go crotchless shoot the breeze
Susie was a Floozey she loved to shoot the breeze during family functions
by Pakhumps August 24, 2017
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The Breezy Treatment

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When a married man or rapper pulls a Absolutely schlocks his wife in public or in private
Woman 1: did you hear about Claire?

Woman 2: No? What happened?
Woman 1: Her husband gave her The Breezy Treatment
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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The Breeding House

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A song by British Singer Bruce Dickinson about the Japanese Bioweapon creation "Unit 731" of WW2 and its atrocities. The lyrics of the song go into semi-lurid detail of the brutality of said unit, led by former Surgeon General/Colonel Shiro Ishii, who created poison bombs to kill people. They also pay homage to the surgeons who vivisected innocent victims in the many buildings' of its base complexes. Unit 731 was also known for making chemical weapons and testing conventional weapons on innocent civilians inside of China, WW2 Japan's Main Adversary.
" The breeding house stood at 731, he was just a working man..."
"The breeding house, you were there
And the sins of your fathers, in the breeding house"
"The breeding house, 731
And the sins of your fathers, are the sins of your sons"
by ReizeiAkiyama November 30, 2022
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salmon the breeze

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derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".
"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"
by skroadie June 14, 2008
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in the breeze

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it's all good, in the flow, working smoothly, got shit on lock etc...
if he keep hittin them 3's (3 point shot), WE IN THE BREEZE (its all good we gon' win)
by NoRtYByN8ure April 21, 2019
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