tfsu

STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."

"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda

by JoshVan August 28, 2007

Testuckles

When a transvestite man tucks his balls in between his legs.

Guy A: "Dude that chick is fine"
Guy B: "nah man, i can see them testuckles!"

by vichi March 23, 2009

tfsu

STFU Yoda Style, meaning "The Fuck Shut Up."

Luke: OK, I will give it a try.
Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There's no try... and TFSU!

by Gizmodo August 29, 2007

testucked

Testucked is when you roll over in bed, in move on chair etc., and you testicle(s) get tucked underneath you and all of your weight falls onto your testicles. It is usually very painful.

Guy 1: OWWWWWWWWWW!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just testucked myself!
Guy 2: Sore?
Guy 1: -_-

by Tha Keyboard April 28, 2014

TFSTO

TOO FUCKING STUPID TO OPERATE

The customer was TFSTO the remote himself. He should have purchased programming.

by A. J. Rothman October 30, 2008

testudos

A. a sort of turtle

B. an army performed by roman soldiers in which they all raise their sheilds to protect each other..

watch the movie "gladiator" and watch out for the bit where russell crowe is a gladiator with a small army in the colleseum up against the chariot archers.. whom which get 0wned by the act of testudos

by HITMANHRT November 13, 2005

tfsu

Tatical Firearms Support Unit

We need the TFSU out here.

by Matty34 January 13, 2009