When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
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by KtrashyC October 20, 2007
Get the Cybersexual Tension mug.The specific category of sexual tension experienced when on a trip with colleagues/ coworkers/ fellow students.
This type of tension usually results from unconscious excitement due to a new environment and a desire to avoid being alone in a travel-related situation (such as a bus ride or a tour).
The results of trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
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The results of trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
"Dude what?? When did Jim and Cindy start hanging out?"
"They just got back from the DC trip. Classic case of trip tension."
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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened, we never really talked before."
"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"
"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."
"They just got back from the DC trip. Classic case of trip tension."
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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened, we never really talked before."
"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"
"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."
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