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E-T-H

A mental condition that combines autism, ADHD and Down syndrome.
John is hella ETH for stripping naked near the kindergarten. His prison sentence was reduced due to being diagnosed with E-T-H
by Iniadalahbullshit December 4, 2023
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T H I C C W A L L E T

Carrying too much cash on your person- to the point that your wallet won't close
I don't feel safe going out with this T H I C C W A L L E T tonight!
by ALL_IN_KAPPA April 18, 2018
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E.H.T.

Ejaculation Hat Trick; To ejaculate in the mouth, vagina, and ass of your sexual partner in a single evening.
Guy 1: Valentine's Day is coming up... got any plans?
Guy 2: Yeah, I was going to take my girl out to dinner, catch a movie, and then go for the E.H.T.
by SomeGuyInJersey February 9, 2010
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
by b_sack November 15, 2007
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M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H.

An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven
“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
“ Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”
by inkess January 22, 2020
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s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s.

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)
The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!
by JuBr October 9, 2006
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