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T.D.S.

The correct definition for "T.D.S" (trump Denial Sydrome) is when a trumper is totally delusional, ignorant and in denial of the fact that trump is a ignorant, racist, lying, cheating adulterer. Often caused by ignorance, inherent racism or being (as trump himself put it) "poorly educated"......
Sad but True. Some of my best friends have T.D.S.
by lionlopez June 30, 2018
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T.D.E.

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.
“I’ve been on the wagon since my T.D.E. at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”
by Superchuck September 3, 2018
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T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a mental disorder that originated in 2016 when SJWs mourned by screaming in agony and letting out delicious liberal tears. Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to): orange man bad, NPC like behavior, calling orange man a racist despite multiple policies suggesting otherwise (actions speak louder than words), a love of socialism and china, antifa tattoos and hate for white straight males. You can identify and locate a TDS specimen by yelling out "BLUE LIVES MATTER" but beware the creature is highly aggressive and will charge your vehicle with an AK47 and you will be arrested for defending yourself. They have multiple mating calls. The most common ones are "Black lives matter" and "Trump is a facist"
Bro 1: Damn bro that T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome chick just spilled hot coffee on me for wearing a MAGA hat

Bro 2: that chick has some serious T.D.S. Trump Derangement Symdrome
by gotochinacommie August 13, 2020
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t.d. or temporary dick

What some males will offer aka like friends with benefits or a one night stand. Its good dick but no love...no consistency with offering expressions of the 5 love languages, no potential ring 💍 no wedding dress. Its a piece of love not the whole pie. Opposite of p.d. Permanent dick.
She got that t.d. Or Temporary dick on speed dial.

He's just offering t.d. or temporary dick nothing permanent.
by phatmind January 1, 2016
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T’d up

T’d up means Tightened up, not goofing off anymore, back on your defense / high alert; not being on no BS anymore. Getting back on demon timing
“I ain’t boutta get dunked on twice in a row, I’m T’d up now!”
“I might’ve got 0 kills the last few rounds, but trust I’m finna get T’d up next game.”
by YRG honeydip January 3, 2021
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T.D.I.

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
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T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
by JChar!es March 5, 2022
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