T.D.I. 

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.

"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"

T.D.I. by SweatyG May 15, 2016

T.D.I. 

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.

"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"

T.D.I. by SweatyG May 15, 2016

T.D.I. 

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.

"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"

T.D.I. by SweatyG May 15, 2016

T.D.I. 

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.

"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"

T.D.I. by SweatyG May 15, 2016

T.D.I. 

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.

"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"

T.D.I. by SweatyG May 15, 2016

T.D.I

Textaully Trasnmitted Disease or T.D.I

you get this disease when you suffer from frequent texting which leads to blurry eye sight and part of body where you keep your phone vibrates for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Dude mom's pissed at you because you keep checkin' your pocket like your texting!

Guy 2: I know! I got a T.D.I last night from Lauren!

T.D.I by Newfield February 18, 2009

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've 

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020