sympatico

Sympatico high speed internet is a 5 Mb per second DSL Connection. Well actually it is more like dial-up...Speacially at Saturdays and Sundays...And when it disconnect's every 1h...and you have to restart the howl thing...So people...my point is...be sure to be ready to pay that much for a dial-up connection(only Saturdays and Sundays)...but it is good with P2P's...

" We are unable to cennect your computer to the Internet. Please call the tall free number(after comes the number...)
Thank you for using Sympatico High-Speed Internet".

by AQ Hater August 20, 2006

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

Symphatize

When one realizes that another is so positively cool that they feel sorry for existing in the presence of that person who is being analyzed.

I symphatize for him; his presence makes me depressed about my own life in his shadow.

by Sillybear [Cool Club] December 29, 2007

Symphatize on

to symphatize on somebody means to ejaculate on someone, as easy as that!

if ur girlfriend had a bad day, u just come up to her and say, "sweety u had a bad day, come here let me symphatize on you"
(spanish accent preferable)

by RAyRUStAM May 11, 2006

sympatico

fucking 10gig bandwith freaks

i use sympatico, dun get it

by undeadidiot June 8, 2003

Symphonic band auditions

Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil

Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions

by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019

symphonic metal

A castrated version of metal that uses orchestra sounds to back up the fact that they can't come up with a good guitar riff.

Good example symphonic metal band would be Epica. Where's the balls? Where's the soul? All those guys do is chug all day.

On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.

by ThatOneCrazyMofo March 30, 2010