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bj swerve

The reckless driving that results when the driver is recieving oral sex from the passenger.
"Damn, that dude is doing the bj swerve, he must be getting a bj"
by Frank Chestly March 29, 2008
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bitch, swerve

1. When you're telling a bitch to change lanes, or get off the road. i.e. when she's out of line, and/or plain ass wrong.

2. Telling a bitch to change the subject.

3. When there's shit in the road, and you're telling the bitch to avoid the shit.
1. Bitch: Eat my nasty cunt.

Me: Bitch, swerve.

2. Bitch: Where were you last night/What's her name?

Me: Bitch, swerve.

3. *bitch is driving down the road, there's shit in the road*

Me: BITCH, SWERVE!
by Bigand thicke February 18, 2014
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swerve and perv

Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"
by Kractoes December 2, 2013
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scurved

when someone is a bit unsure/questioning someone else's actions
I'm a little scurved by this old lady wearing booty shorts.
by planetain April 19, 2018
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Survey Bitch

a female that posts a survey bulletin on myspace (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their myspace friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey bitch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: "Have you had your heart broken lately?" or "Do you think relationships are worth it?" etc... the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. The survey bitch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the title of the bulletin the following title: "I'm doing a survey because i was bored." when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
The following is a real life example of survey done by a Survey Bitch.

Do you think​ relat​ionsh​ips are ever reall​y worth​ it?
haaaa!
no comment.

When was the last time you were extre​mely disap​point​ed?​​​
yesterday night.

the last perso​n you kisse​d and the next perso​n you'​​​ll kiss the same?​​​
haa.

honestly;probally never again

Are you missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
"no comment.
"

What were you doing​ at 11:​​​00 am today​?​​​
asleep.

i had a rough night.

Regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
yes.

caring about things.

keep in mind that this particular survey bitch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
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Survelate

The act of surveillance . The the creepy art of watching those that are unaware they are being watched.
Nick went to survelate a house he thought his girlfriend was messing around at. Nick went to survelate a bunch of crack dealers.
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surveycorpstwitter

person 1: have you seen surveycorpstwitter on tiktok?? 😏
person2: no whos that?🤔
person1: Its the coolest tiktoker you need to follow!! 🤗🤗
by lyyxx June 24, 2021
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