The way one presents him or herself in an uncool loser like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag. Synonyms include: loser, lame, undesirable, douche, poser, gynocomesita, wannabe, wack, the number six, and the one guy that started SOPA.
"I just benched 135 lbs..Swag"
"My wallet Versace, my shoe laces Versace, my toilet paper Gucci"
These people have
"SWOG!"
"My wallet Versace, my shoe laces Versace, my toilet paper Gucci"
These people have
"SWOG!"
by ibkidz March 24, 2012

the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag
by swogmaster March 12, 2012

the way one represents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.
"Swag, something we asians got"
SWOG
"You guys! Will you shut up, I'm trying to watch Gossip Girl!"
SWOG
-Saying you have swag=SWOG
"I can play the piano sometimes,swag!"
"I just benched 135 pounds, swag!"
"I take a poo with the door open, swag!"
SWOG
SWOG
"You guys! Will you shut up, I'm trying to watch Gossip Girl!"
SWOG
-Saying you have swag=SWOG
"I can play the piano sometimes,swag!"
"I just benched 135 pounds, swag!"
"I take a poo with the door open, swag!"
SWOG
by arithegreat March 26, 2012

Adjective; A sweggier version of sweg. So much sweg it becomes 'Swog'. Also associated with edgy memes and edgy things.
by tubster789 May 30, 2016

The way one presents him or herself in an un-cool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag. Synonyms: loser, lame, undesirable, douche, poser, not cool, wannabe, whack.
guy 1: "Hey what's up dude! Tight outfit bro."
guy 2:"you know I got swag!"
guy 1: " ha you mean swog?"
guy 2:"you know I got swag!"
guy 1: " ha you mean swog?"
by bfly4lyfe March 24, 2012

Joe: How was your day?
Mike: Awful day at work, awful dinner date, awful cramp in my foot walking home. Where's that whiskey? I need a swog or three.
Mike: Awful day at work, awful dinner date, awful cramp in my foot walking home. Where's that whiskey? I need a swog or three.
by kaptowka March 9, 2010

by Lolaaaaaaaaa March 5, 2011
