swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool loser like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag. Synonyms include: loser, lame, undesirable, douche, poser, gynocomesita, wannabe, wack, the number six, and the one guy that started SOPA.

"I just benched 135 lbs..Swag"
"My wallet Versace, my shoe laces Versace, my toilet paper Gucci"
These people have
"SWOG!"

by ibkidz March 24, 2012

swog

the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag

*checking out girl and runs into pole*
I got Swog

by swogmaster March 12, 2012

swog

the way one represents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.

"Swag, something we asians got"
SWOG

"You guys! Will you shut up, I'm trying to watch Gossip Girl!"
SWOG

-Saying you have swag=SWOG
"I can play the piano sometimes,swag!"
"I just benched 135 pounds, swag!"
"I take a poo with the door open, swag!"
SWOG

by arithegreat March 26, 2012

swog

Adjective; A sweggier version of sweg. So much sweg it becomes 'Swog'. Also associated with edgy memes and edgy things.

ie: 'Hey, that joke was so swog!'
ie: 'Your hat is the swoggiest thing I've ever seen!'

by tubster789 May 30, 2016

swog

The way one presents him or herself in an un-cool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag. Synonyms: loser, lame, undesirable, douche, poser, not cool, wannabe, whack.

guy 1: "Hey what's up dude! Tight outfit bro."
guy 2:"you know I got swag!"
guy 1: " ha you mean swog?"

by bfly4lyfe March 24, 2012

swog

To rapidly consume any liquid (namely alcohol).

Joe: How was your day?

Mike: Awful day at work, awful dinner date, awful cramp in my foot walking home. Where's that whiskey? I need a swog or three.

by kaptowka March 9, 2010

Swogging

Swinging (sexual freedom) and dogging (shagging in a public place) at the same time.

Abi looked please after her swogging experience in London.

by Lolaaaaaaaaa March 5, 2011