swisher

see blunt

i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head

by emanbeastypants. April 29, 2012

Swishers Deep

A phrase commonly used when under the influence and lacking in Swisher Sweets.

Hey Kraig, how many Swishers deep are you?

by unclekrackalacka October 17, 2010

swisspers

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.

Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers

by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016

shissert

1. When you get food on your clothes (preferably something sweet) and either you or your pet lick it up.
2. A combination of “shirt”and “dessert."

After I eat my dinner, my dog will jump on me looking for shissert.

by ttbrowncoat July 21, 2022

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

swissed

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

Swissels

A retarded piece of shit bar located in Fort Gratiot, MI. The owner is a fat cunt but the bartenders are cute.

Have you gone to Swissels lately?
No, everytime I go by Kim is there.

by (_l_) January 22, 2011