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A completely ambivalent person. Unable to make up their mind on anything and everything. Neutral, just like Switzerland.
"Dude, you are a total fuckin' swiss. Make up your mind already."

"It most inner circles, John Kerry has been called out as being swiss because of his waffling on the tax reform issue." -Mike Wallace, 60 Minutes
Swiss by Kapo August 17, 2004
A derivation of the slang relax, which can be shown as follows

(d/dx) relax = rylax

now, refering to rylax, this version of saying "take it easy", sounds similar to rolex (a type of watch), from here a certain kind of watch was named: the swiss watch

- Hence using the word SWISS to express the notion of "relax" in common place in slang


This originated in the mississauga area
Mike: Yo, im gunna kick that guys ass styll

Peter: SWISS MIKE, he could easily ross you
Swiss by InstantClassic February 9, 2009
a carpenter from colchester who,s life revolves around windsurfing and the film point break.
he also has the worrying trait of making absurd statements about everyday things
putting a roof on is like making love to a beautiful woman
swiss by the crow January 10, 2005
people that live in a country called switzerland. mixed of about 30 ethnicities, still there are many nazis around here who consider themselves aryan and superior, cause they've got no brains and don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
swiss women received the right to vote about 30 years ago, a heritage that's still reflected by today's society - most women's mothers don't care they weren't able to vote back then - they were happy to be tied to the kitchen & a chauvinistic husband - still today's ideal.
swiss men & women are retarded
swiss by sinizzl August 30, 2006
to experience an acute explosion of bodily fluids usually called "juice", generally caused by extreme excitement particularly if the individual involved is extremely anal and/or German
don't let him swiss himself on my clean comforter!
swiss by Fred E. Unit September 30, 2007
Rhyming slang for clue, as in Swiss Blue (cheese)
"I don't have a swiss.
Swiss by Measinmyself May 9, 2007