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butt swirlie

A variation on the swirlie where, rather than shove the victim's head into the toilet, the victim's bare butt is dunked into the bowl while the toilet flushes. Not as gross as a normal swirlie, but creates a weird and uncomfortable sensation. Often given as a way of taking a big wedgie to the next level.
I was just in gym class and those asshole jocks Luke and Pete gave me an atomic wedgie and a butt swirlie in the locker room after they beat me in dodgeball. As soon as they got my underwear over my head, they pulled my pants down and dunked my whole butt in the toilet and flushed. And they said if they win again tomorrow, they'll give me another, plus they'll flush my face too. This year is gonna suck!
by yikestbh May 14, 2018
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Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017
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Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018
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atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Swirling

A black women that likes/ dates white men
"Girl you're swirling"
by O7d7u7 May 8, 2017
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Swillies

The subhuman creatures, if you can call them that, of North Prospect Plymouth. Can be found up at Central Park lurking with intent to bash some poor old unsuspecting lady over the back of the head to get dinner money for their 14 children.

Keep away from this area but if you do find yourself in North Prospect it is easily identifable. You will notice a trampoline in every garden, accompanied by childrens toys surrounded by overgrown grass, a pitbull tied to every fence and even the old paddling pool in the height of winter.
"Ere were swillies baiis and you havin a go?"
"Urm... no I am actually from the job centre..."
"Get him baiis!"
by Brapbrapboomboom April 24, 2010
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