Swirlsy

a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.

Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5

'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'

'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'

by Steamer J December 15, 2008

shirley q. liquor

Ghetto fabulous drag queen who speaks on the topic of all things ignunt and about her life as a faithful member of Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ in Orange. Generally gets into troble with her co-conspirator Watusi Jenkins.

Shirley Q. Liquor told me to aks you how your momma was durrin.

by Watusi Jenkins March 20, 2004

Shirley Myers

A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.

Dude, I wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. So she gave me a full shirley myers!

by j'onn j'onzz December 12, 2013

dimpled shirley temple

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

Shirley Manson

the ultimate goddess, supreme queen of rock and roll and lead singer of the alternative band Garbage

All hail Shirley Manson!

by Angelfishey June 3, 2003

swirly

The process of sticking someone's head in the toilet and flushing

I gave that retard a swirly!

by 2dFx December 9, 2002

Swirly

Flushing someone’s head in a toilet. This prank is done by the jocks to humiliate nerds. It is very stressful and uncomfortable being the receiver of this prank.

I always get swirlies because the jocks of the soccer team want to punish me for being a nerd. During the whole day after a swirly my hair is wet and when the toilet had poop in it, i smell shit. But I am getting used to it because anyways I still have a lot of years before graduating.

by Plsnotanotherswirly March 28, 2020