shit swiping

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

by AsianMeatMissil May 27, 2017

Swiper no swiping

Pedophile,don't rape me

Swiper no swiping I'm gay
swiper no swiping JB!

by No scooping turkey! May 14, 2015

Swiping and wiping

To tinder and masterbate

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.

by TheHANDS July 23, 2016

Swiping

Place two fingers inside her vagina, then use your thumb to stimulate the Clitoris.

It’s like swiping a text message or holding you phone and swiping left or right on Tinder.

by Joey 2.0 April 10, 2022

Swiping

To commit credit card fraud, to pass a machine-readable card, such as a credit card, debit card, etc, through a machine that electronically interprets the information encoded, usually in a magnetic strip, on the card.

Teejayx6: Bitch tf I look like?? I don’t fucken swipe
Us: knowing damn well that nigga swiping
- Teejayx is an exponent of "scam rap," he has made a name for himself rapping about scams, identity theft and credit card fraud

by Mt773 October 13, 2023

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

turbo swiping

To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.

Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.

by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016