swerven

A word to describe Someone who is not doing something right or is not consistant in what there doing in any situation. ie; swerving a car out of ur lane by accident on the road.

You: Hey, can u hammer this nail for me? Ill hold it in place for you.

Guy: Sure, no problem!

(Misses the nail and hits your hand)
You: Swerven.....

Swerve swerver masterswerver

by tdawg23 February 28, 2013

Managerial Swerve

To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path

Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,

Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"

Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"

by Ratbags November 13, 2010

swerve-candy

Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.

Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.

Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.

by mhaselto April 10, 2008

Swerve

A word meaning "Move, bitch." It is an evolved form of the phrase once uttered by Ludacris: "Move, bitch, get out the way." It is known as the most scholarly word of the new generation.

"Oh shit. I need to use the bathroom. Swerve, bitch!"

by my bff jill May 9, 2014

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Swerve on my swag

(verb) moving out of the way of someone else’s coolness and or sexiness.

Swerve on my swag, Kevin. As in, step out of the way of my swag because you cannot handle it.

by Lord_Jorge July 28, 2019

Swearcent

When a person changes their accent for the purposes of swearing, usually in an unsuccessful attempt to make them sound cooler than they actually are.

Keiran: Did you bring the cards?
Brian: No.
Keiran: Christ man, I teld you ta bring the cerds, it's fucking borin' without them.
Brian: Stop talking like that, you're aren't Begbie from Trainspotting.
Keiran: But that's my swearcent!

by DayvanCowboy April 17, 2007