tay-swayed

when you become a taylor swift fan

"hey i heard john just downloaded fearless"
"aww no he got tay-swayed."

by frank438 March 22, 2009

Swawed

An Instagrammer / SoundCloud rapper who’s mainly known for his memepage (swawed) his affection for memes started in the beginning of April 2019. He’s also known for taking a lot of breaks which explains why his page isn’t growing fast like other Memepage or other pages in general . Swawed made a website called “toys and children “ and it’s based off children’s marketing, toys that are terrifying as a joke only. nothing could be purchased or supplied

Have you seen swawed memes yet? Good don’t .

by Night lamp March 6, 2021

swaked off

when one dress the same as the person they are giving a hand job.

Dude Brittany just swaked off Brad, wearing his military boots and a loose fitting t-shirt.

by Alex_Delarge October 14, 2011

Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

Wet swamped

The blue balls but for the female sex

"He was teasing and touching me but then I had to leave so I was wet swamped".
"Hey Becky I am on the train right now and am completely wet swamped".

"Jack is such bad boy he wet swamps me all the time".
"Whilst sitting in the subway, I felt my underwear and how wet swamped I was".

by JessicaWhite January 8, 2022

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 26, 2005

heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up

forever in debt to your priceless advice...

by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005