stampon

not unlike a mushroom stamp, a stampon is the sexual act where the male removes his penis from the females menstrating vagina and strikes the female in the face or forehead, leaving a red stamp in the shape of the penis.

called a stampon due to the penis acting as a temporary tampon and also being used as a stamping utensil.

My girlfriend told me she was menstrating while we were having sex. Angered, I pulled myself out and gave her a stampon to show my disapproval.

by Nedd February 3, 2007

swamping

swamping defines everything you do when your really off tap.

when you get off guts on crackers or billies and your going to do something. then your going to be swamping... as in swamped from being so wasted. struggling to handle everything.
also used to freak people out when smoking billies.

B1: *smashes a billy* i am gonna go down to the quix and get an icey....
B2: man.. you will be swamping hardcore if you go.
B1: yeah well, once a swamper, always a swamper.
B2: thats it, swampin 24/7 baby woooooooooooh.

by acid101 February 11, 2009

Swamping

Like fisting, except with your foot.

Yo that bitch last night was a FREAK! After fisting her with both hands she wanted to get swamped!

Swamped?

Yeah, swamping! It's when you put your foot in someone's ass. It's the shit...literally!

Fuckin gross bro.

by Esko2 February 7, 2010

Snampon

A plug of cotton or the like for insertion into a nostril for absorbing snot and keeping it from dribbling down your top lip and into your mouth.

I've been sniffling all day, but now, with my snampon, I can rest assured that my snot won't drip onto my sandwich as I'm eating.

by Varcos February 3, 2012

swampdonkey

A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.

She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.

by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

swampdonkey

Sombody who looks like they have been hit by a bus. They Never take showers, and wear too much perfume to cover up their stench.

Damnit, that swampdonkey was checking me out.

by mohommed G hod November 8, 2006

swampdonkey

A girl that has just gotten a train run on her.
Think about it, swamps are disgusting and full of nastiness and everyone can ride on a donkey.

Courtesy of the boys down at UNC-G

After last night, they gave her the nickname of swampdonkey, a hilarious twist to a sad story.

by Yolax January 11, 2008