swagstaful

full of swag

Nick is swagstaful.

by Jay Bieber April 18, 2012

SwagTard

(noun) a person who asks what "swag" is. Either due to lack of popular culture exposure, incarceration, being part of a cult, not being "a cool mom", or never attending any event where goodies are involved. Age does not apply to being swagtarded

Wife:"Honey, what is swag?"
Man: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Wife: " I went to a Lula party and got a swag bag, I don't know what it is! Hee hee"
Man: "I want a divorce and my credit card back. I can't believe I married a SwagTard."

by Motherofunicorns June 22, 2017

Swagstache

A Mexican mustache growing on an Aron.

Look at Aron's Swagstache

by bleblehbleh January 3, 2017

Shagstar

A Shagstar is a bloke who makes his women cry from having a powerful orgasm.

How was that babe. Looks like the Shagstar just got you tearing up

by Mr McRight November 4, 2023