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you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
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judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
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"Well that's a little disturbing."
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Amy's surrogate grandmother carried Amy's mother because Amy's real grandmother couldn't have children.
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