surprise sex

the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.

After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.

Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts

by Yaahwayy the Great November 19, 2010

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surprise sex

A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.

Rape is a crime.

The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.

Some examples below:

I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.

I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.

She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.

by freakshow July 14, 2005

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surprise-sex

aka rape

Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).

by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003

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Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

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