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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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SURROUNDED

The feeling you get when you are dealing with a bunch of idiots.
We drove by White Castle Burgers, I said "Let's get some White Castle" & they didn't stop... "SURROUNDED!!"
by MamaD August 31, 2013
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surround smell

when multiple people in a room fart around the same time, resulting in an exponentially worse smell coming from multiple directions
guy 1: ok who farted? guys 2 and 3: i did. guy 1: dang hittin me with the surround smell.
by kitchwatembo June 28, 2008
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suroor

Compressed, the names literal mean is sensory pleasure. But when you really look into the depths of "suroor" you'll know it's much more.

Suroor as a sense, is what u feel when you're in joy, when you're so knocked out of your senses, you're not aware of what's real and what's not. So yes. It's what u feel when u do mariujuana.

If you choose to name your child this exotic, strange, magnificent, I salute you.

In general, the name can be used for both genders. But who would want to name a boy, suroor? No man can ever live up to such a name. When you hear of Suroor, you will feel joy, pleasure in seeing the dear named such a peaceful and heavenful name.

Most suroor's are delicate China dolls. And if not, then are they really true suroor's?

A Suroor is said to be loved by all. Hated by none and ofcourse, a virgin until marriage.
Natalia: could I have some heroin?

Zemzo: sure. There ya go *gives heroin*

Natalia: Aahh.. I feel so Suroor.

2nd example: the woman walked away with a sense of Suroor as her rights had been recognised.
by Cloverfirelali03 May 13, 2017
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surrounded smother dancing

when at least two girls (4 should be plenty. You'll understand why) surround a guys head and grind there asses on his head at the same time.
The act of surrounded smother dancing was made. 4 girls treated one lucky dude by grinding all of there asses on each side of his head at the same time.
by The Dom April 11, 2007
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Surrounded

To be in a situation or event in which one race outnumbers all others at a frightening level. Those of another race are therefore "surrounded."
(2 Black men at a concert)

"I thought you said we were going to see Busta Rhymes, this is LeAnn Rimes!"

"Oh my bad. Lets get the hell out of here, these white folks got us *SURROUNDED!*
by aimjeezy January 17, 2008
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surforexic

A surfer who never thinks he surfs enough, even though he surfs all the time.
He complains that he only surfs 10 hours a day beacause he is severely surforexic.
by Jazmin Blessed January 13, 2009
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