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Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.
Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 6, 2010
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Spray and Pray

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.
Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!
by pisscakes April 21, 2011
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stray at home mom

Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the desire for sex becomes too much to handle. Even the husband wants sex, she will comply and then when the husband is away from home either at work out of town, the mother will stray to another to crave the need for sex.
My wife became known as a stray at home mom in my neighborhood when one of my neighbors caught men coming to my home all times of the day all week for sex with the mother of my children.
by Charles H Hall 3rd May 2, 2008
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Spray and Pray

1. v. The act of wizzing to hard on the urinal and dampening the person next to you.

2. v. closing your eveys whill peeing and aiming for the urinal.
dude i was taking a pee and the guy next to me was doing the Spray and Pray and soaked my leg!
by deucethegreat2 December 11, 2010
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Spray and Prey

1. The act of shooting without caring about what/who you're gonna hit, generally made by terrorists or by gangsters.

2. In League Of Legends, Twitch's ultimate.

3. In the archeological field, spraying soil with water hoping for some grave cuts to show up.
1. That is the guy who came here and spray&prey'd.

2. Twitch's spray and prey is so overpowered.

3. -Any new cuts?

-Nope, let's spray and prey.
by Devil-E August 14, 2017
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Spray AIDS

You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected
Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror
by TophBecker August 2, 2018
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Spray and Pray

To aimlessly shoot multiple bullets with no discernable skill or purpose. Particulary a common trait found amongst the struggling african american community (homeboy sights weapon canted to the side)wiggers, bad action movies, and rag heads whom spray the bagdad bullets. See bagdad Bullets.
Mother fukin hodgey (Rag head) came around the corner atempting to spray and pray he would hit something, so I double tapped two into his chest, stupid fucker
by Clucth Haskins December 23, 2007
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