super soaker

an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"

me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat

by davethejag December 9, 2008

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The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

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Super Soaker Pussy

When she is hella wet.

Hey Jerry, that bitch last night had a Super Soaker Pussy.

by da_real_god September 23, 2019

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Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

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