by Paul Thornton November 06, 2007
someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time
by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008
See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 03, 2017
by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020
a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
Person 1: Wow bro, you have a huge SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
by BigSump69 November 24, 2022