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Suicide Bomber 

A suicide bomber is where a man defecates on a woman's breasts, then wipes the feces off with pages torn from the Quoran.
Linus gave Sally a suicide bomber last night. Needless to say, Sally's Muslim dad is pretty pissed.

Suicide bombing 

Now this is the story:

Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...

Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)
Ron: Man, I did the suicide bombing last night!
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...
Suicide bombing by SlowlyThere August 17, 2017

suicide bomber 

Some gay retarded religious fanatics that normally try to hijack airplanes (or steal a bike) and ram it into a tall building while screamin allahmundahahahalokbutt and proceeding to blow themselves up or die of brain concussion (after crashing into a steel building with a bike). Normally asshole muslims.
...nnnnrrrRRWWWWWNNNNNGGGPOW *plane crashes into building killing several hundred civilians*
... ring ... ring ... RING ... RING *bike crashes into tall building killing the retarded rider.*

That's a suicide bomber.
suicide bomber by 1337 H8T0R March 26, 2010

suicide bombers 

One who hates his own life so much that he will seperate himself from his penis for Allah (not that he actually had balls to begin with).
"Those suicide bombers put their penis in my vagina and it blew up."

Suicide bomber 

A really fucking retarded towel head that walks into a crowded room and yells "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" Meaning: "God is great" in Arabic. They are also world class demolition workers as they brang down to skyscrapers with only one plane, they even did it for free, what generous people they are. They also like to play soccer as most of them are actually Mexicans that got over their casual landscaping jobs. Suicide bombers also always get a great k/d ratio of about 115/1.
I'll put it this way, if u here "alalalalalalh" or "Allah ackbar" u are fucked. Cos dem suicide bombers want to wear ur skin

suicide bomber 

aka a terrorist aka a person who uses violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.
Al-Queda suicide bombers killed thousands of New Yorkers on 9-11-01.
suicide bomber by M February 19, 2004