I’d rather suffocate

Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you

Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)

by Boiyomamahah March 04, 2021

Suffocate N Ejaculate

That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.

I’m going to do the Suffocate N Ejaculate

by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018

suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep

did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023

bopleh suffocation

Suffocated by a persons nut sack

Omg !

Tht wrestling is getting suffocated by his opponent's Crown Jewels !

That's bopleh suffocation submission hold there folks !

He could tap out anytime !

by Zrab July 07, 2014

Vagina Suffocation

Sitting on someone’s face with your vagina until suffocating them

My vagina was throbbing so I sat on Josh’s face while he ate me out and he died of vagina suffocation

by _.bitchmade._ May 28, 2019