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suckulate

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.
I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!
by Allison Foley January 31, 2004
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Succulent

The critic of having received an amazing blowjob. Not an average everyday blowjob, only the finest can receive a succulent rating.
Bro 1: How was that girl you hooked up with? Get some head?
Bro 2: Best head ever! It was succulent bro!
Bro 1: High five!
by David The Bro April 4, 2014
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suffulent

Something others think is stupendous, fascinating, intriguing, impressive, astounding or amazing that is actually, blind to their naked eyes, quite lame.
Science teacher: (in an excited voice) "Who wants to learn about neuron propulsion in a dog fetus"

Student: "I have to say professor, thats quite suffulent."
by Ben and Max August 27, 2004
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Suppulent

Coined during the dawn of 2021, Suppulent is a modern portmanteau that tastefully combines the word supple, with succulent.
"Damn, would you look at that country boy's ass? That shit is SUPPULENT"
by m4y4t5ov January 4, 2021
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succulentboi

a truly studly man, who doesn't really have a thing for bssie, despite the misguided protestations of "Everyone On FC"
"succulentboi gets MAD bitches, do NOT test the SB! CIGAW??" - chef, 2003
by One who KNOWS June 13, 2003
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succulent salls

a succulent salls is the act when one man takes his own nuts, dips them in a fruit flavored topping and then gently basks the other mans face.
vinny told rich that last night was amazing. vinny said the favorite part of the entire evening was when rich surprised him after butt sex with a succulent salls. vinny loves raspberries and rich knew that, so he smothered his bb's in raspberry sauce before basking vinny's face.
by dusty zub's November 16, 2011
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Suckumental

1) A monumental amount of suckage.
2) To suck monumentally.
3) Items used in ceremony of suck. i.e. Suckumental wine
4) overwhelmingly sucky
This job is suckumental.

I have had a suckumental day.

Suckumental Wine

to a poor tipper, this was a suckumental showing of gratuity.
by mastercommie December 9, 2011
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