Phone Stoned

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

Steven Stone

The Elite Champion from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. However, in the extension, Pokemon Emerald, Wallace replaces him as Champion and instead he's a PedoStalker, who stalks the 10-year old player throughout the entire game.

He's uberly sexy, and I would do anything to get into his pants.

He's got a huge Stone fetish, and appeared in a single episode in the anime (Lance stole his spotlight during the Team Magma & Aqua thingy), but has a major part in the Pokemon Special manga, during the Ruby & Sapphire arc.

Can you believe he actually spent ages in Dewford Cave (in the anime) looking for a FIRE STONE? And Fire Stones can be BOUGHT in Kanto! You're not exactly that bright, are you, Steven? And he can't say he couldn't afford the fire stone, he's filthy rich.

Oh, and in Pokemon Platinum, he used to own the villa that you (the player) get in the Resort Area. Isn't that nice?

He's commonly paired up with:

Wallace (OriginShipping)
Brendan/Ruby (IshiShipping)
May (HoennChampionShipping)
Scott (PedoStalkerShipping - I'm not lying, that's the name)

...and just about any other character and/or Pokemon in the canon.

Fangirl 1: OMFFGGGGG STEVEN STONE IS SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ORIGINSHIPPY FTW!!!!!
Fangirl 2: I agree, Steven is uberly sexy. But I'm a HoennChampionShipper
Fangirl 1: NUHUHHHHH, ORIGINSHIPPY KYAAAAAAA
Fangirl 2: k, that's nice

by ValeriaAtWhitby August 22, 2009

Stone Butch

A stone butch is a butch (lesbian exclusive identity) who doesn't want to be penetrated during sex, have her genitals touched or have certain areas touched during sex or everyday life, ie: inner thighs. This identity is the counterpart to high femme or stone femme and its important to respect a stone butches' boundaries. Contrary to popular belief, stone butch doesnt inherently mean being extremely masculine, seeing as the futch scale, a meme created by reddit lesbians that was spread through the internet, can falsely depict. Stone lesbians are not cold, they're just as soft and loving as any other lesbian!! Respect stone butches! ♡

"I'm a high femme and my girlfriend is a stone butch, I love her sm!!"

by peony femme July 11, 2019

Stone Cold ET

Stone Cold ET wants some cheesburgers and thats the bottom line.

"Stone Cold ET wants two cheesburgers! AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!"

by BOTTOMLINE November 4, 2012

Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.

Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!

by crudent February 25, 2011

Queens of the Stone Age

Rock music's last hope. The true saviors of music in the modern day, no matter what anyone says. Each and every one of their albums will change your perspective in their own unique way.

The Queens of the Stone Age are so badass, if only(haha) there were other bands to equal their magnitude in the field of badassness.

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by Regular John August 14, 2004

Stone Thrower

Someone who in a desperate attempt to appear enlightened on social issues, haphazardly bans and destroys their own merchandise without doing any research on the actual origin of that item.

That Wizard is one heck of a stone thrower. He completely destroyed his own creature!

by VitoG June 10, 2020