Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

stumpet

(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.

I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.

by ncreel December 8, 2014

Dover stumble

Dover Stumble. when you are from Dover township Ontario and you are clearly intoxicated and have recently received anal sex and are trying to make your way home, Participants are often found outside of the Central. looks like a combination of a sore back, sore ass and stumbling around,

look there's D_ _ doing the Dover stumble

by fckdupdtchman December 4, 2014

Stumble-A-Fuck

a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.

"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"

by M.J.S December 6, 2012

stampled

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.

Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.

by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007

Stempled

When a teacher makes countless mistakes, leaving the students to correct him or her. This happens most often with teachers who do not know how to teach or are not familiar with their subject.

The teacher stempled so badly that I had to teach her an easier way to solve the problem that she wrote.

She stempled so many times in the lesson that nobody knew what they were doing.

After stempling the same problem five times, the teacher just decided to write a new one

by littlejlev January 5, 2011

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022